Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones you have now? – Jane
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? – Nan
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? – Neil
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. – Joyce
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway – Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. – Bruce
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. – Denise
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. – Sam
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. – Ruth
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying. – Elliott
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. – Nan
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. – Rob
Dear God, My brother told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they? – Marsha
Dear God, If you watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes. – Mickey
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. – Sincerely, Donna
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. – Charles
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! – Eugene
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. – Larry
Interesting Resources:
Preacher Joke Book
Gospel Comedy All Stars 2: These Aint Your Mommas Church Jokes
Angels Laughing: The Very Best Spiritual and Religious Humor
The Big Book of Church Jokes