Give Me Jesus
You can have all this world, But give me Jesus…”
Give Me Jesus Video
Raising Kids: Jethro's Sunday School Creations
Train up a child in the way he should go, And when he is old he will not depart from it. – Proverbs 22:6
Jethro’s artworks (captions mine):
How to Get Into Heaven – Something Funny!
How to Get Into Heaven
“Well,” says the man. “I was happily married to the same woman for 52 years. I never looked at another woman. I was attentive and loved her dearly.”
“That’s great,” says the gatekeeper. “That’ll be two points.”
“Hmmm,” says the man. “This is going to be harder than I thought. Well, I attended church regularly, volunteered my time and tithed faithfully.”
“Wonderful,” says the gatekeeper, “That’s worth another point.”
“One point!” says the man. “Okay, okay. I was involved with a prison ministry for twenty-five years. I went into the prison, at least monthly, and shared Jesus with them.”
“Wow!” says the gatekeeper. “That’s another two points!”
“Only two points!” says the man. “At this rate, it’ll be by the grace of God that’ll I’ll ever get into this place.”
“Bingo!” says the gatekeeper. “That’s one hundred points! Come on in.”
For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of ourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them. Ephesians 2:8-10 (New King James Version)
A Taste of Hell
Have you tasted Hell? Look no more, go to New Zealand!
God of nations! at Thy feetIn the bonds of love we meet,Hear our voices, we entreat,God defend our Free Land.Guard Pacific’s triple star,From the shafts of strife and war,Make her praises heard afar,God defend New Zealand
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A fiery furnace, where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:50). A place where their worm does not die and the fire is not quenched (Mark 9:48). A place where one shall be tormented with fire and brimstone (Revelation 14:10). It was designed originally for Satan and his demons (Matthew 25:41; Revelation 20:10).