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Christian Humor : You Can’t Outsmart a Little Girl

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One Sunday afternoon a little girl was happily walking home from Kids Church reading her bible. When she arrived at her driveway, her grumpy neighbor noticed what the little girl was doing and asked roughly, “What are you reading, girl?”

The little girl replied gently, “My bible. The part where a man called Jonah got swallowed by a big fish and God saved him.”

At this, the neighbour snickered and scoffed, “The bible is a made-up book! How could a man survive in the stomach of a fish?”

The girl answered, “Well, when I’m in heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”

The neighbour laughed more and arrogantly asked, “What if Jonah isn’t in heaven?”

The little girl thought long and hard about this question then replied quietly, “Then you can ask him.”

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Christian Jokes: Which Way to Heaven?


 

This is a short true to life joke that happened in Billy Graham’s ministry. Prepare to laugh. Read on:

Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.”

The boy replied, “I don’t think I’ll be there… You don’t even know your way to the post office.”

 

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