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Christian Humor : You Can’t Outsmart a Little Girl

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One Sunday afternoon a little girl was happily walking home from Kids Church reading her bible. When she arrived at her driveway, her grumpy neighbor noticed what the little girl was doing and asked roughly, “What are you reading, girl?”

The little girl replied gently, “My bible. The part where a man called Jonah got swallowed by a big fish and God saved him.”

At this, the neighbour snickered and scoffed, “The bible is a made-up book! How could a man survive in the stomach of a fish?”

The girl answered, “Well, when I’m in heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”

The neighbour laughed more and arrogantly asked, “What if Jonah isn’t in heaven?”

The little girl thought long and hard about this question then replied quietly, “Then you can ask him.”

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Clean Joke: A Clever Student Argues!

In one fine day at school a nearly upset teacher asked a sleepy student:

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?

clean joke teacher studentSTUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you’re left with 3 days in the year to study! Let’s say you only go out for 2 days…You’re left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That’s why I did not study.

Teacher: Class dismissed.

Source and author: Anonymous
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Tags: clean joke, humor, funny jokes, teacher student jokes

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