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Church Signs: Funny, Engaging and Inspirational!

Okay, you are driving on your way to work, or to the supermarket, or to a party. On a corner, next to the stop lights, you see these Church signs. What will your reaction be? Laugh? Ponder? Smiling? Whatever it is, these signs are too clever and well-written! Watch this seven minute clip showing a variety of funny and inspirational messages uploaded by ProudToledoans on Youtube.


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choose the bread of life

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Honk if you love Jesus

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“Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.”

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“Get out of Facebook and get into My Book

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“Grace isn’t little prayer you chant before a meal. Grace is a way to live.”

If these signs are not enough, read the Best Poem in the World!

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp–

The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money! Twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, ‘What’s the deal?
Would love to hear Your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake.

‘And why’s everyone so quiet,
So somber – give me a clue.’
‘Hush, child,’ He said, ‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.’

JUDGE NOT.

Remember…Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian
Any more than…Standing in your garage makes you a car.
– Anonymous

“A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Prov. 17:22)

Christian Humor : You Can’t Outsmart a Little Girl

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One Sunday afternoon a little girl was happily walking home from Kids Church reading her bible. When she arrived at her driveway, her grumpy neighbor noticed what the little girl was doing and asked roughly, “What are you reading, girl?”

The little girl replied gently, “My bible. The part where a man called Jonah got swallowed by a big fish and God saved him.”

At this, the neighbour snickered and scoffed, “The bible is a made-up book! How could a man survive in the stomach of a fish?”

The girl answered, “Well, when I’m in heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”

The neighbour laughed more and arrogantly asked, “What if Jonah isn’t in heaven?”

The little girl thought long and hard about this question then replied quietly, “Then you can ask him.”

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Watch This Before You Go and See Fifty Shades of Grey on the Movies

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One-hundred-million copies of EL James’s erotic trilogy, Fifty Shades of Grey, have now been sold around the world. More than 27 millions of the books, which tell of a billionaire’s seduction of a college student, were sold in the UK and Commonwealth countries, Vintage Books said, with more than 45m copies sold in the US, and one million or more sold in Germany, France, Spain, Brazil, and Holland. It’s now a film and it’s buzzing!

If you are a Christian, do you dare to watch this film Fifty Shades of Grey?

Fifty Shades of Grey is nothing more than a satanic bait-and-switch. It’s lethal poison disguised as a lollypop, and for those who lick to the center, there is something in store, but I assure you, it’s not a tootsie roll.- Fifty Shades of Grey: It’s Called “Bondage” for a Reason (Click to Read more)

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6 Years Old Jotta A Amazing Worship in an Evangelistic Crusade

Jotta A Amazing Worship

Let everything that has breath praise the Lord! This video of Jotta A, back when he was still 6 years old is very inspiring. At his tender age, he has used his talent to bring glory to our Lord Jesus and ushered people to an awesome worship encounter.

I came to know of this young man when I watched his breathtaking performance (see video here) of Michael W. Smith‘s song Agnus Dei. I hope he has found a recording company to further develop his skills in order reach more people globally. He also performed Chris Tomlin‘s version of Amazing Grace (My Chains are Gone) at the Joven’s Talentos Kids, a talent show with similar format as the famous shows like Britain’s Got Talent.

Video: 6 Years Old Jotta A Amazing Worship

John Maxwell Speaks on Finding Your Purpose

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John Maxwell speaks on finding our purpose. A very insightful sermon. He said that there are two challenges in our lives and these are: Finding Ourselves; and To lose ourselves. We find ourselves when we know our purpose. We lose ourselves when our purpose is bigger than us. You need to watch this video as John Maxwell expound these two points.

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope. – Jeremiah 29:11 ESV

Tags: John Maxwell, John Maxwell Speaks on Finding Your Purpose, finding our purpose, John Maxwell purpose

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